zeldathemes
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
INTJ; Melancholic; Cis; Woman; Gray-Asexual; Ravenclaw; nerd
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
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que-la-chingada:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

I cry like way more than 4% of the time.

fuckyeahdementia:

JUST REMEMBER! THE TECHNOVIKING DOESN’T DANCE TO THE MUSIC! THE MUSIC DANCES TO THE TECHNOVIKING!

technoviking captioned. remember a classic.

#blast from the past#technoviking

fictionalnotfactual:

Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006

#um#excuse me????#nsfw#scar jo#hot damn

pybun:

unicornsandbutane:

pybun:

I wish there’s a tf2 update where it just consists of weapons made of other existing weapons

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*checks activity log*

o hey Owl i see u found my blog

welcome

#sp00ky0wl

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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holdstillslick:

yamino:

lettucekitty:

xekstrin:

caracolbajoelsol:

ladyyatexel:

Yūga being extra smooth while performing Moonlight Legend at Japan Expo (x)

Tuxedo Mask becomes so much more compelling to me when played by a woman, sign me up, I am HERE for this.

That wink

breathes heavily

that wink

Lady Tuxedo Mask is the best Tuxedo Mask.

I can’t stop looking at the cape in the second gif. I wonder how they have it weighted…

jumpingjacktrash:

greylurk:

War bards!

hell. fucking. yes.

jumpingjacktrash:

greylurk:

War bards!

hell. fucking. yes.

lacigreen:

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

^^

inspired by the thousands of these going around

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

livealwayscrystalclear:

How is this man even real?

I mean, this man…

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Is Ned the Pie-Maker…

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And Crane…

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And this bandit guy…

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And Mr Fernando Wood here…image

And that’s all pretty cool… 

BUT THEN HE DOES THIS SHIT!!!

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I mean, seriously.

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Me too, Ned. Me too.

#ugh
chibird:

To all the people who beat themselves up for not being “productive” (myself included). Sometimes doing nothing can be just as productive as anything.

chibird:

To all the people who beat themselves up for not being “productive” (myself included). Sometimes doing nothing can be just as productive as anything.

500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black